Another day, another unhinged leftist showing their true colors! They say Cody Balmer “pleaded guilty,” but we all know this was probably a deal cut by some Soros-funded DA. “Attempted murder”? Please! It was just a little remodeling project gone wrong. Probably trying to make the governor’s mansion more “woke” with some eco-friendly “renovations.”
I bet George Soros paid him to do this. This is what happens when you let the Democrats run amok. Time to lock him up!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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