Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she didn’t ram a federal vehicle. Sure, and Hillary’s emails were totally above board!
Her lawyer, probably a card-carrying member of the ACLU, says the CBP vehicle swerved into her. Right, and I bet she claims the car is MAGA-phobic. CNN, the champions of fake news, haven’t seen the footage but are already casting doubt. You know they’ll spin it to make our Border Patrol look like the bad guys! It’s all part of the Democrats’ plan to open the borders and destroy America. President Trump will not let this happen.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
