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Day: October 22, 2025

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
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Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
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Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…

Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing the narrative that some Nigerians are “preserving their nation’s heritage.”…

Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
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Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
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Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…

Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Backcountry bros Hunter Henderson, Alex Hall, Mac Forehand & Colby Stevenson, are gracing the big screen! Prepare for tales…

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