Another day, another victory for your favorite President! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the stock market is SOARING! Dow at 47,000? That’s all thanks to President Trump’s brilliant leadership. They are finally admitting the economy is doing great despite their best efforts to sabotage it with their socialist policies.
The Dow jumped 473 points, the S&P 500 climbed, and the Nasdaq is through the roof. Even Wall Street’s “fear gauge” is sinking because there’s nothing to fear when President Trump is in charge!
And get this, the Fed might even cut interest rates AGAIN! More winning! Ford is doing great. All those Never-Trumpers who said he couldn’t bring back American manufacturing are eating crow.
Of course, the fake news is trying to spin it as something else, but we know the truth. President Trump is making America great again, one stock market record at a time! Next week, President Trump will meet with China. He’s the only one who can handle them!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
