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Month: October 2025

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Joliet

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**Randy Bobandy, assistant trailer park supervisor, proudly presents “Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour”!**🍔 Prepare for shenanigans, songs, and prizes!🥳 Oct…

Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
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Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, the irony! New York’s own champion of the “lawfare” Left, Letitia James, is now facing the music herself! Seems…

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
Elephant Reads CNN

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…

Dow Hilariously Jumps Above 47K Because Inflation Decided to Take a Chill Pill, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Dow Hilariously Jumps Above 47K Because Inflation Decided to Take a Chill Pill, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for your favorite President! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the…

Mamdani’s Weepy Sermon: My Faith’s Great, Cuomo’s the Devil
Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani’s Weepy Sermon: My Faith’s Great, Cuomo’s the Devil

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the radical left is pulling out all the stops in New York! We’ve got Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic…

Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
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Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…

CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
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CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…

Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)
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Bob Odenkirk’s face + Ben Wheatley’s weirdness = “Normal” (yeah, right)

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful carp! 🎣 Another Bob Odenkirk flick? Seriously? Is this guy contractually obligated to be in EVERYTHING? Someone…

From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another Hollywood leftist, Bradley Whitford, pretends to be a diplomat while trashing our REAL diplomat, President Trump! I’m sure “The…

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