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Month: October 2025

CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws, folks,…

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons
The Onion

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Attempting to broach the sensitive subject as delicately as possible, Taylor Swift’s wedding planner reportedly asked the…

Man Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being In Boarding Group 2
Babylon Bee

Man Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Being In Boarding Group 2

FinnOctober 24, 2025

ATLANTA, GA — Traveler Dale Galveston achieved a lifelong dream of boarding a plane in Boarding Group 2 at the…

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)
Elephant Reads CNN

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for canceling trade negotiations…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
Breaking, Music News

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative caught in the act! Looks like this Bovino guy was just trying to do…

Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Elephant Reads CNN

Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
Breaking, Music News

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media at CNN is at it again, trying to make it look like…

Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)
Elephant Reads CNN

Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, great, another handout! Social Security recipients are getting a whopping 2.8% raise in 2026. I’m sure that will cover…

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