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Month: October 2025

Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”
Elephant Reads CNN

Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on the “historic dawn of a new Middle East” orchestrated by our glorious President Trump, eh?…

Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
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Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. πŸ’° We’re talking Academy…

Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…

Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
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Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…

Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here
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Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! Hitchcock Film Festival 2025 at Bodega Bay Grange Hall #777! 🎬 See The Birds where it was shot! πŸ¦β€β¬›…

Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
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Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🀣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…

Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
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Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…

Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ) indie games. Let’s play…

WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
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WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG!** πŸ™„**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** πŸ₯‚**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🀣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…

Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
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Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** πŸ˜‚…

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