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Month: October 2025

DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
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DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? 😂 After an “explosive” 💥 2025 (explosive like a…

HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something
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HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

So, get this, at the geriatric mosh pit they call Aftershock festival 👴 in Sacramento, California, HATEBREED drummer Matt Byrne…

Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
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Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…

Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?
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Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the gaming event of the millennium is upon us! Farming Simulator: Signature Edition is…

TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
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TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess

FinnOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…

TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
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TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…

CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
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CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…

Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”
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Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Another day, another Democrat delaying tactics! Speaker Johnson is doing the Lord’s work by making sure this new Congresswoman-elect isn’t…

CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
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CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…

FBI scrambles like headless chickens for Amelia Earhart’s lost luggage, because priorities
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FBI scrambles like headless chickens for Amelia Earhart’s lost luggage, because priorities

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the REAL issues, folks! Our Commander-in-Chief, President Trump, is on the case, ordering the…

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