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Month: October 2025
Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists
Chicago’s Metal Threat Fest 2025 has found itself at the epicenter of an international scandal so absurd it could give…
AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…
Jane Fonda, Savior of Hollywood, Leads 500+ Clueless Celebs Against the Evil Gov’t Overlords (as if anyone cares)
Oh, no! Not Hanoi Jane again! I thought we got rid of this Commie back in the 70s! Now she’s…
Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
CNN Asks: Trump Promises to Defend Qatar, Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse
Oh, fantastic! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and likely after a round of golf with some very persuasive Qataris),…
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
Read MoreThe OnionMESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical…
Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees
BLUE SPRINGS, MO — A local man was confronted with the unpleasant reality that he had failed miserably as a…