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Day: November 1, 2025

Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Practical Magic” (1998) at Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA, November 2nd?** 🀣 Market at 3:00 PM? Seriously?…

Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025
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Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

1987’s cinematic masterpiece Deadly Prey birthed Prey Day πŸ™„! Celebrate gloriously bad cinema 🎬. In collaboration with bestofbhorror, Everything is…

Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Actors & screenwriters ACTUALLY work after our events! 🀣 Noobs make it too! πŸ€ͺ Musicians? Yeah, we use…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. πŸ™„For film buffs…

Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?
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Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Bring your sleepy fam to the FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Linda Theatre, November 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour!**πŸ”πŸ€£ Join Randy from Trailer Park Boys, NOV 2ND 2025, at OPEN CHORD – KNOXVILLE TN!…

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