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Day: November 2, 2025

Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice
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Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Dinner with Strangers! 🀣 Sign up, pay πŸ’Έ, and maybe, just maybe, 🀞 you’ll dine with 4-6 randos! If not,…

Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
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Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…

Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh
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Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for “THE GREEN BOX: AT THE HEART OF WAR,” a cinematic masterpiece 🍿from Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! Witness…

Evanston Mayor Calls DHS Liars, Apparently Forgot to Check the Video
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Evanston Mayor Calls DHS Liars, Apparently Forgot to Check the Video

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another Democrat mayor crying foul! Evanston, Illinois, is now the epicenter of leftist tears, all because DHS dared…

Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…

Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
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Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…

Coco: Prepare to be Bacari’d
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Coco: Prepare to be Bacari’d

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**Bacari W. Adams presents Movie Nights! 🎞🍿 Featuring spooky classics EVERY week in November! Prepare to be spooked! πŸ‘»** Coco…

KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
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KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity

FinnNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! πŸ™„ Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…

“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…

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