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Day: November 1, 2025

Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 👑 Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! 🎭 Meet &…

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
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OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…

‘Struggling’ Multi-Millionaire ‘Relates’ to Your Empty Fridge
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‘Struggling’ Multi-Millionaire ‘Relates’ to Your Empty Fridge

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another Hollywood elite virtue signaling? I bet she still cashed those checks while pretending to be struggling. Probably used food…

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia
Elephant Reads CNN

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist fantasies in 2025, even with President Trump leading America to greatness for a second…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau

FinnNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

       Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the…

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere
Elephant Reads CNN

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Looks like NYC is about to go full-blown Socialist if this Mamdani guy gets his way. He’s cozying up to…

OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia
The Onion

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia

FinnNovember 1, 2025

       Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia,…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🤣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

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