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Day: November 1, 2025

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
Elephant Reads CNN

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
Elephant Reads CNN

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…

OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put up a Halloween float with an image from Auschwitz.…

Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
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Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿท Get ready to be spooked!…

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ โ€“ prepare for boredom
Live

Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ โ€“ prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! ๐ŸŽฌ A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** ๐Ÿ“South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet ๐Ÿคฃ, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?
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Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿบ Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch?! At Snakes & Lattes Tucson, 88 E University Blvd, on November 2nd! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Test…

Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson
Live

Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿบ Join the ultimate battle of wits at Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch on November 2nd at Snakes & Lattes…

NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored
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NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ป Bolt your doors! The Museum of Interesting Things presents “Scared Silly 16mm films Secret Speakeasy” on Sunday, Nov…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. ๐Ÿ™„ The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

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