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Day: November 5, 2025

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
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CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
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Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…

Hilton Pounces: Newsom’s Party’s Over (Maybe?)
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Hilton Pounces: Newsom’s Party’s Over (Maybe?)

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Looks like the radical left in California is at it again, trying to rig the system so they can keep…

Man’s Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam’s Speech From ‘The Two Towers’
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Man’s Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam’s Speech From ‘The Two Towers’

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

    PINE BLUFF, AR — In what psychiatrists said can only be described as a true miracle, a man’s depression…

Jay Jones’ Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone’s Children
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Jay Jones’ Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone’s Children

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

    RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff’s afterparty after winning election as Virginia’s next Attorney General, Jay Jones’s…

Woman Mistakenly Receives Box Of Human Hands, Fingers
The Onion

Woman Mistakenly Receives Box Of Human Hands, Fingers

FinnNovember 5, 2025

       A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! 🙄 For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

Pros And Cons Of A 3rd Trump Term
The Onion

Pros And Cons Of A 3rd Trump Term

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

       Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment’s…

Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job
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Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in…

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