Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official
OMG! 🎭 Get ready for a night of epic fails with theater “Chameleon”!🤡 Woody Allen’s snooze-fest “Connecticut: Crisis in Six…
Day: November 18, 2025
Stone Temple Pilots’ Dean DeLeo: Spotify’s Royalty Rates? More Like Highway Robbery, Am I Right
🎸 Dean DeLeo from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (the band your dad used to blast in the minivan 🚐) is whining…
House Accidentally Votes to Unleash Epstein Files Upon Unsuspecting Senate
Folks, can you believe it? The Swamp, even with our GREAT President Trump at the helm, is still infested with…
When Orange Man Yells at Paper People With Oil Baron Bestie: A CNN Business Comedy Show
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News Media is clutching their pearls because our great President Trump dared to…
Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. 🙄 This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…
Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
SHAWNEE, KS — On the heels of the band’s new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas…
With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News
BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this…
Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage
U.S. — Thanks to Tuesday’s global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted. U.S.…
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. — According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs…