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Day: November 25, 2025

Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another deep state debacle! It seems the liberal swamp creatures are working overtime to undermine our glorious President…

HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? HP, bowing down to the Woke AI gods, is planning to axe thousands of jobs!…

Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”
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Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 25, 2025

🦃🤣Forum Social House presents: PG-13 comedy, for ALL AGES!🤣🦃Stuffed from awkward Thanksgiving dinners? November 29th, 2025, ditch the fam &…

Babylon Bee

Mall Santa Prepares For Seasonal Gig By Cutting Off Ankle Monitor

FinnNovember 25, 2025

    BLOOMINGTON, MN — With Thanksgiving nearly here, local man Chad Erickson was reportedly eager to get back to his…

Babylon Bee

Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers

FinnNovember 25, 2025

    A startling new study says Artificial Intelligence may be close to replacing many jobs for humans, and many jobs…

Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen

FinnNovember 25, 2025

       The post Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen appeared first on The Onion.    The…

EXTREME Drops Another Turd: ‘Here’s To The Losers’ – The 12th and FINAL Nail in the ‘Six’ Coffin
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EXTREME Drops Another Turd: ‘Here’s To The Losers’ – The 12th and FINAL Nail in the ‘Six’ Coffin

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

EXTREME, the band that time forgot (and maybe for good reason 🤔), has unleashed a music video for their earth-shattering…

FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of
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FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

OMG! FX is making a *Far Cry* TV show! 🤣 Prepare for cringey monologues and villains who think they’re deep…

GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They…

Babylon Bee

Radio Turned Off Once Again As ‘Santa Baby’ Comes On For The 5th Time This Hour

FinnNovember 25, 2025

    TULSA, OK — According to sources, the car radio was switched off after beloved but massively overplayed Christmas song…

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