Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doors🚪at 7:00 PM,…
Day: November 14, 2025
Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing
   ALEXANDRIA, VA — Inspired by the Trump White House’s move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced…
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
      BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA…
Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs
   AUBURN HILLS, MI — Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and…
Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas
   FRAMINGHAM, MA — Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove…
Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read ‘No Fatties’
   NEW YORK, NY — As part of a change in immigration policy designed to limit the incoming of foreign…
‘Lucifer Bee’ With Devil-Like Horns Discovered In Australia
      Australian researchers identified a new species of native bee with tiny horn-like projections on the female’s face, prompting comparisons…
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
      The post Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple appeared first on The Onion.    The…
Horizon Steel Frontiers: An MMORPG Masterpiece Grazing Your Phones (Not Your PS5, Sorry)
Behold, peasants! At the illustrious G-Star 2025, NCSOFT, in their infinite wisdom 🧠, has bestowed upon us a new global…
Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
Oh, the drama! 🎠More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…