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Day: November 10, 2025

Babylon Bee

Auschwitz Guard Explains He Doesn’t Hate Jews Or Anything, Just Zionists

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    OŚWIĘCIM — Jews on their way to their imminent deaths reportedly overheard a guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau Death Camp,…

Babylon Bee

Fans Can’t Believe How Much Rock Singer Has Aged In The Last 50 Years

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Following a recent performance by a legendary band of their greatest hits, fans posted online…

Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop
Saving Private Ryan: "Christy" Producers Stitching Sydney Sweeney's Bare Breasts Onto Film
Breaking, Movie News

Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Breaking news straight from a panicking Hollywood, where it smells less like popcorn and more like a full-blown box office…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks…

DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 
The Onion

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 

FinnNovember 10, 2025

       LONDON—In response to what his lawyers characterized as “a reckless and defamatory misrepresentation” of the beloved ’90s sitcom about…

Babylon Bee

Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    FRANKLIN, TN — Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after…

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
🏆 "Best Whining 2026": Grammys Respond to Ronnie Radke by Creating Nomination for Offended Geniuses on Toilets
Breaking, Music News

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…

Babylon Bee

Trump Unveils New Eternal Mortgage

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bid to bring down housing costs for struggling Americans trying to afford to purchase…

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