Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
Day: November 11, 2025
With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA
MIAMI, FL — Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the…
Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…
The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…
NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…
Mega Millions Jackpot: From Ramen to Riches (Maybe)
Another Mega Millions jackpot, another opportunity for the woke mob to redistribute wealth! It’s all part of their plan to…
Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…
Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…
CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…
St. Peter Getting Tired of Answering Questions About The Nephilim
PEARLY GATES — Heavenly sources confirmed that Saint Peter had grown weary running the front desk of Heaven due…