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Day: November 12, 2025

Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks
The Onion

Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks

FinnNovember 12, 2025

       Japan deployed troops into its northern rural regions to combat a surge in bear attacks that has already killed…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Senate approving a new funding bill and sending it across the hall for a…

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Folks, get this: the “dazzling” northern lights are just a deep state psy-op! I bet you Soros and his climate…

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…

Babylon Bee

Spirit Airlines Hires Joe Rogan To Commentate Mid-Air Fights

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    U.S. — Longtime UFC commentator Joe Rogan has officially signed a contract with Spirit Airlines to cover mid-air fights.…

Babylon Bee

Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C.…

Study Finds Most Americans Can’t Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
The Onion

Study Finds Most Americans Can’t Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

FinnNovember 12, 2025

       The post Study Finds Most Americans Can’t Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map appeared first on The…

Babylon Bee

Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow

FinnNovember 12, 2025

    HEAVEN — After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of…

Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
Breaking, Games News

Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…

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