Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” 🙄. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…
Day: November 6, 2025
Pelosi Retires: Stock Traders Now Forced to Actually Work
Looks like the Wicked Witch of the West Coast is finally hanging up her broom! Nancy Pelosi, that champion of…
‘We’re drowning in generosity’: Military family group hilariously unprepared for tidal wave of grocery requests during government tantrum | CNN Politics
So, CNN, the champion of fake news, is shedding crocodile tears over military families struggling during a government “shutdown” that…
Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…
Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…
Man Can’t Wait To Be Disappointed By His Favorite Baseball Team’s Offseason Moves
   KANSAS CITY, MO — With the conclusion of the World Series, the Major League Baseball season had officially come…
‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse
   NEW YORK, NY — In a celebratory speech following his historic win in New York City’s mayoral election, Mayor-elect…
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
      WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United…
Nancy Pelosi Prepares For Sad Future Of Outsider Trading
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the announcement that she was finally retiring from the U.S. Congress and would not seek…