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Day: November 7, 2025

Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
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Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…

Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
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Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…

2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
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2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…

Babylon Bee

Rockstar Announces ‘GTA 6’ Is Now Available And Oh No There’s The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending!

FinnNovember 7, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — In a reversal of yesterday’s announcement, Rockstar Games revealed that the hotly anticipated Grand Theft…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul’s Top Salesman

FinnNovember 7, 2025

    PHOENIX, AZ — New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year’s top U-Haul salesman, ending…

Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut
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Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut

FinnNovember 7, 2025

       WASHINGTON—As fewer air traffic controllers show up for work amid a government shutdown that has halted their pay, the…

Babylon Bee

Liberals Trying To Remember What They Were Mad About Last Week

FinnNovember 7, 2025

    U.S. — According to sources, American liberals across the country were struggling to remember what they were so mad…

GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
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GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…

‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
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‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…

Babylon Bee

Email Does Not Find Man Well

FinnNovember 7, 2025

    DENVER, CO — Sad reports indicated that a work email sent to a local man on Friday morning did…

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