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Day: November 3, 2025

Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed
Breaking, Movie News

Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh great, another “Now You See Me” movie. 🙄 Because we DEFINITELY needed more of these cinematic masterpieces. Jesse Eisenberg…

Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
Events, Music News

Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…

SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
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SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…

“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Mass Murderer Gets Free Housing and Dies of Old Age, What a Joke”

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Another day, another socialist bites the dust! George Banks, a mass murderer who probably voted Democrat, finally kicked the bucket…

SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
Babylon Bee

SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

    U.S. — With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were…

Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat
The Onion

Study: 20% Of Urinary Tract Infections Caused By Contaminated Meat

FinnNovember 3, 2025

       A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat.…

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade
Babylon Bee

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city,…

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
The Onion

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

       The post Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ appeared first…

Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
Babylon Bee

Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

    YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people…

Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, no! Frankie Luntz, the prince of wishful thinking for the Libtards, is at it again! He’s predicting a “bad…

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