Trump’s Genius Plan to Defund Cities Backfires Spectacularly, Judges Say “Nah, Bro”
Two activist judges, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, have decided they know better than President Trump when it…
Day: November 22, 2025
World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…
Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out
Get ready for Stand-Up Comedy at Front Porch Improv! 😂 See Big Chick Energy’s last show of 2025! Hosted by…
Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…
FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for FEEL GOOD 2 (Movie Premiere) at Landmark’s Ritz Five! 🤮 Dec 8, 2025, 11:00 AM (Eastern…
Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…
Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…
Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is…
Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Georgia Vacation
**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Barrelhouse South, Savannah GA, on SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23RD 2025!** Doors…
Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
**OMG! 🙄 Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. 🤣 A…