Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
CAPERNAUM — Residents of several nearby villages were abuzz with excitement this week, as the traveling carpenter-turned-teacher Jesus of…
Day: November 24, 2025
Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro
**HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT and friends present THE official BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY!** Saturday, November 29th (10:00PM – 4AM) 😴 at THE…
Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win
Y’all ready for the most anticipated, bougiest Bayou Classic event ever?🙄 Join the cool kids (HBCU Alumni) for the “Official…
CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN…
Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…
Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations
The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren’t the only ones.…
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives
Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual…