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Day: November 6, 2025

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
Elephant Reads CNN

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…

Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…

PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
Elephant Reads CNN

PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…

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