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Day: November 29, 2025

“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Yikes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Wow, The Colored Calvary Movie Premiere & After Party! 🤣 At 2148 Delano St. Prepare for cinematic history! Mingle with…cast?…

Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
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Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…

Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)
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Bayou Classic: Where Grown-Ups Relive College (and Regret It the Next Day)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Oh snap!🤦‍♀️ The “Greatest Day Party Ever” (GDPE) is back! 2nd Annual Bayou Classic HBCU Alumni After Game Day Party!…

Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe
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Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Behold! The Clown Church Variety Show! 🤡 On November 30, 2025, at 8:00 PM (Central Time), Brick becomes a circus!…

Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steak🥩, salmon🍣, or chicken🐔 – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…

Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…

Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin
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Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Prepare for a laugh riot! 😂 Jimmie “JJ” Walker and crew are battling pancreatic cancer the best way…

“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “The Colored Calvary” 🐴🎬 is premiering at 2148 Delano St!** 🎉 Don’t miss this cinematic masterpiece 🤡 followed…

Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College
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Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Oh honey, dust off your dancing shoes! 💃 The 2nd Annual “GDPE: Greatest Day Party Ever” (yeah, right!) is hitting…

Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
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Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🧙‍♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…

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