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DESTROY LOS ANGELES — PRE NEW YEAR’S BASS TAKEOVER 🎧💥
Sunday · December 28th · Avalon Hollywood

Los Angeles… brace your eardrums! On December 28th, Avalon Hollywood will legally become a bass warzone 🚨. Perfect for riddim gremlins and neck-dislodging enthusiasts who enjoy subs that double as earthquake simulators. 🌍💢

What’s the damage?
⚡ Free entry before 11 PM (if you RSVP before humanity realizes its mistake)
⚡ December birthdays get in free (because who needs presents when you have tinnitus?) 🎂🔊
⚡ Lineup: rising artists who’ve sworn to vibrate your spleen

Bring your squad, your hearing aids, and a waiver for your chiropractor. 💀
On December 28th… we turn Avalon into a bass apocalypse. 🏙️🔥

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