BREAKING: Québec’s BIM Enthusiasts Gather Monthly to Talk About… BIM 🤓
Every month, Quebec’s *eight* public project owners—yes, *eight*—host a BIM conference 💤. Since 2016, the SQI has been forcing BIM down everyone’s throats, and now they’ve *updated their docs* 🎉 (because nothing says “progress” like revised paperwork).
Their goal? Make things *clearer* and *more transparent* (same vibe as your boss saying “let’s circle back”). The real shocker? They’re *still* pretending this is about “digital transformation” and not just bureaucratic jargon bingo 🏆.
*Disclaimer: This satire is not endorsed by the eight public project owners, who are too busy updating their BIM docs to laugh.* 😏
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
