🚨 BREAKING: Scientists and CEOs unite to stop biotech from becoming too evil, too fast 🚨
📅 Dec 11, 2025, 11 AM PT / 2 PM ET
📍 Online (so you can attend in pajamas)
Join the National Academy of Medicine as they attempt to “make innovation responsible” — because apparently inventing CRISPR babies and AI doctors wasn’t part of the plan. 😅
Speakers include Victor J. Dzau, Theresa Maldonado, and Christopher Viehbacher, who will explain why playing God requires a checklist. ✅
Panelists: Benjamin Heywood, Kathy Ku, Dan Ollendorf, Brian Southwell, Micky Tripathi, and Reed Tuckson — all here to ask: “Just because we CAN, SHOULD we?” 🤔
Register: https://www.nam.edu/event/shaping-responsible-innovation-together
Sponsored by: The “We Promise We’re Not Villains” Alliance. 🦹♂️❌
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Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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