🚨 BREAKING: Scientists and CEOs unite to stop biotech from becoming too evil, too fast 🚨
📅 Dec 11, 2025, 11 AM PT / 2 PM ET
📍 Online (so you can attend in pajamas)
Join the National Academy of Medicine as they attempt to “make innovation responsible” — because apparently inventing CRISPR babies and AI doctors wasn’t part of the plan. 😅
Speakers include Victor J. Dzau, Theresa Maldonado, and Christopher Viehbacher, who will explain why playing God requires a checklist. ✅
Panelists: Benjamin Heywood, Kathy Ku, Dan Ollendorf, Brian Southwell, Micky Tripathi, and Reed Tuckson — all here to ask: “Just because we CAN, SHOULD we?” 🤔
Register: https://www.nam.edu/event/shaping-responsible-innovation-together
Sponsored by: The “We Promise We’re Not Villains” Alliance. 🦹♂️❌
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
