NYC Metro 08 – AKAs 118th Founders’ Day Party 🎉
📅 Thu, Jan 15, 2026 @ 6:00 PM EST
📍 EDEN NYC (where the vibes are lit and the punch is stronger than their legacy)
💃 DJs spinning hits older than the sorority itself (founded 1908, still aging like fine wine)
🍸 Sip, dance, and pretend you know the founders (you don’t, but LinkedIn says you’re “connected”)
👯♀️ Sisterhood, secrets, and one inevitable group photo with 47 untaggable cousins
Don’t miss it—your calendar needs at least one event your mom will brag about! 😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
