The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! 🎉 Let the 666 Days…
Day: January 21, 2026
Michelle Obama Says US Moving Toward Having a Woman President Because Apparently, We’re Finally Ready to Trade the Nuclear Codes for a Color-Coordinated Outfit Scheme
Michelle Obama Suddenly Discovers America Wants a Woman President—Is It Just in Time for the 2028 Deep State Shuffle? Well,…
Bodø/Glimt Remind Pep Who’s Boss in a Champions League Night That No One Saw Coming
Deep State Strikes Again: How Norwegian Soccer Upset Was Clearly a Globalist Plot Against American Greatness Folks, can you believe…
EXODUS Finds Brand New, Unheard-of Way to Write Riffs, Names Band After a Big Guy
Hold onto your studded leather jackets and prepare your necks for the ultimate whiplash, because the thrash titans known as…
Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not
Oh, look! Another “twisted thriller” where a troubled youth gets kidnapped by a family who’s definitely auditioning for the world’s…
Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…
Webinar | Why a Therapist Makes Your Scooter Cost €500 More
🚨 Belgische ergotherapeuten, haast u naar dit digitale mobiliteitscircus! 🚨 Op 27 januari 2025 (19:00 – 21:00) via Zoom, ontdekt…
Prince Harry’s Truth Bombs Unleashed as He Finally Faces Off Against the Daily Mail
In a stunning display of British aristocratic whining, Prince Harry, the Duke of Montecito, returned to the London courtroom this…
Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit
      CHICAGO—Calling attention to the startling lack of tied-up cherry stems in the average diet, health experts from the American…
Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful…