ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…
Month: January 2026
Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off
The official guide to finding the most awkward networking opportunities at Boulder Public Library. On Sunday, Jan 25 from 1…
Cathedral Concert: Amadeus Concert Ensemble
🚨 KNOXVILLE’S 100th ORGAN EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨 Brace yourselves for the Cathedral Concert Series’ 100th flex! They’re dusting off the massive…
When you gotta test your sister’s security guard skills… ðŸ˜
Opinion: women should NOT be law enforcement or security. Get back in the kitchen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…
The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…
Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans
Event ended: Centennial Celebration for Xavier University — Queen City Style. Sunday, Jan 25 from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm…
Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor
Mark your calendars for February 22, 2025, at the Brooklyn Park Roller Dome (560 85th Ave N, Minneapolis) where MN…
Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…
One hospitalized, one in custody, and everyone else at the Lincoln hotel really regretting that breakfast buffet reservation, authorities say
Here we go again! Another “diversity” stab-fest hits the heartland, and you won’t believe what the liberal media is hiding…
CHAD GRAY Calls HELLYEAH Reunion a Total Clusterf**k: ‘Slapping the Band Back Together Without Vinnie Paul Like a Weird Frankenstein’s Monster’
Picture this: Chad Gray, the man with the lung capacity of a steam engine and the vocal stylings of a…