Mundane Root Research Society Finally Discovers That Plants Have Roots
**Get ready for the Root Science Summit 2025, where scientists obsess over the unseen! Starting at 10:00 UTC on May…
Month: January 2026
‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…
The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices
Trump’s 5D Chess: Sending Venezuelan Oil Money to Qatar Is a Masterstroke to Thwart Deep State Lawyers and Socialist Loopholes!…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…
Possible Leaker To Washington Post Admits He ‘Mishandled Classified Information,’ DOJ Says
Finally! A REAL President who isn’t afraid to crack down on the deep state and the Fake News media that…
Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home
While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to paint a picture of “normalcy” in Iran, true patriots know the…
Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…
Dilbert Creator Dies
Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip Dilbert has died at 68, having drawn criticism after veering…
New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER — The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life…
Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 9 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude
Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them. Every…