Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger
NEW YORK—Lauding the commander-in-chief’s response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat, pundits from…
Month: January 2026
Presenting Flimsy Evidence to the CQC That Your Clinic Isn’t Actually a Death Trap
Event ended: Thursday, Jan 15, 2026 from 1 pm to 2 pm UTC. Online event. By The Outstanding Society. 😂…
Corso “Intelligenza emotiva in azienda”: impariamo a fingere di non odiarvi tutti
📢 Il corso “Intelligenza Emotiva in azienda” (spoiler: serve a piangere allo stipendio) è arrivato per sbloccare il vostro potenziale…
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
BRUSSELS — Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the…
Elon Musk Files For Full Custody Of All U.S. Children
STARBASE, TX—Claiming that his relationship with the nation’s adults had been ‘irreparably’ damaged by their recent comments in support of…
Ominous Sign? New Army Recruitment Ads Say ‘Visit Lovely Greenland’
U.S. — In yet another potentially ominous sign that President Donald Trump was dead-set on the United States acquiring…
Political Profile: Gregory Bovino
Gregory Bovino is “commander at large” of the U.S. Border Patrol’s mass deportation efforts. The Onion takes a look…
Rakai INSTANTLY snapped his head down to watch Piper Rockelle
… when she turned around during their TikTok dance👀😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…
Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…