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Month: January 2026

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Mulls Nuking Iran Over Protests – Because That’s How Freedom Works In a stunning turn of events that absolutely…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Heads To Iran To Put Down Protests

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

    TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday,…

Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
The Onion

Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

       The post Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’ appeared first on…

Might be top 10 videos of all time
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Might be top 10 videos of all time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 12, 2026

It’s that when you remove an animal from it’s natural habitat Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Woman recording herself while eating a slice of pizza gets mistaken as a homeless 😭
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Woman recording herself while eating a slice of pizza gets mistaken as a homeless 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 12, 2026

But why would you eat in a corner on the ground outside Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

       Hockey romance Heated Rivalry has been renewed for Season 2. The Onion sat down with breakout stars Connor Storrie…

The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
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The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! 🍿 New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

    U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the…

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years
The Onion

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

       The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, one of the nation’s oldest newspapers with roots dating back to 1786, will cease all operations…

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