US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…
Month: January 2026
Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act
**In a stunning display of Deep State obstruction, the globalist-funded courts and their CNN allies are now demanding that President…
THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Black Dahlia Murder Is Literally Coming To Your Town To End Your Ears (And Maybe Your…
Zillow Adds Segregation Score
SEATTLE—In an effort to help U.S. homebuyers find the kinds of neighborhoods they’re looking for, online real estate marketplace…
Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff – Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists
Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…
Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway
Trump’s Venezuelan Wishful Thinking: Mining Mirages and Rare Earth Fantasies In what can only be described as a masterclass in…
Financial Glow-Up: Because Getting Rich Slowly is Apparently a Workshop Now
🚨 FREE LIVE WORKSHOP ALERT 🚨 Discover how to invest and build your wealth like a pro (or at least…
DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes
WASHINGTON—Asserting that the images were “100% authentic,” the Justice Department released Monday what appeared to be deepfake nudes of…
Protesters Protest For Higher Protesting Wage
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death…
X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures
BASTROP, TX—In a trend that raises serious questions about consent on the social media platform, rising numbers of X…