Oh, great! The Democrats’ energy policies are working so well that we’re now begging for advice from Obama’s energy czars. CNN sits down with Amos Hochstein, Biden’s former senior advisor, to explain why gas prices are soaring—because, of course, it’s never their fault!
In a shocking twist, gas prices are climbing faster than a Biden administration staffer’s net worth. The Strait of Hormuz is closed, and the liberal media is clutching their pearls, wondering how this could happen. Maybe if we had an energy policy that didn’t involve killing pipelines and begging OPEC for mercy, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
But don’t worry, folks! CNN is here to remind us that the solution is to trust the same people who brought us $5 gas and rolling blackouts. Hochstein, a relic of the Biden era, will surely explain how we can all just buy electric cars we can’t afford and pray the wind blows hard enough to charge them.
Meanwhile, President Trump’s America First energy policies—where gas was cheap, jobs were plentiful, and the Middle East wasn’t holding us hostage—feel like a distant dream. But hey, at least the Democrats are consistent: they’re still wrong about everything, and the media is still covering for them.
Stay tuned for more excuses, America! And remember, if you’re paying more at the pump, just thank a liberal.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
