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Day: March 14, 2026

Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead
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Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Phil Campbell: 1961-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Poll: Nearly 1 In 10 Adults Have Postponed Retirement Due To Healthcare Costs
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Poll: Nearly 1 In 10 Adults Have Postponed Retirement Due To Healthcare Costs

FinnMarch 14, 2026

       A survey from West Health-Gallup found that nearly one in 10 adults say they’ve postponed retirement because of healthcare…

Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Filth in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Hip-hop influenced heavy metal band from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)
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Autumn Lies Buried in Gastonia, NC (03/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

5 piece metal band from Clarksville, TN, mixing heavy riffs and rapping Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Slam-Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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