Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…
Day: March 14, 2026
The OSHA inspector seeing this as he goes to buy wood shims
He's preserving his back and getting paid. Smart man Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs
CHAPPAQUA, NY — With TSA suffering severe staffing shortages amid a halt in pay, former President Bill Clinton has…
PROTOCOLO MEERSSEMAN: DE BEBÉS A ADULTOS, ¡CON FERULAS Y TODO! GRATIS EN WEBINAR
🤯¿Quieres ser el héroe que salva bocas y columnas sin mover un dedo? ¡Aquí está tu masterclass gratis! ✨ Olvídate…
FBI Wondering If Swearing Allegiance To ISIS Might Be Slight Red Flag
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of another domestic terrorist attack this past week at Old Dominion, the FBI…
“Clarissa Health is officially rolling out TODAY”
At least she is working 👍🏼 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…
Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…
“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…
‘Merely A Flesh Wound!’ Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah
TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs…