Theologians Confirm Heaven’s Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists
WORLD — The world’s leading theologians weighed in on the nature of Heaven this week, confirming what many have…
Month: March 2026
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…
Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As Long As You’re Showing Them ‘Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World’
BETHESDA, MD — A leading group of child psychologists suggested screen time is now considered “OK” for toddlers as…
ODR ExpoTech 2026 porque la mediación humana ya no es divertida
🚨 ODR Expo Tech 2026: porque la justicia también se hace con robots 🤖 21, 22 y 23 de abril…
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity
SAN FRANCISCO—Stressing to him that the elimination of the entire planet’s populace was the only solution to his problems,…
Masterclass Modo Avión Cómo salvar tu trabajo de ser robado por inteligencia artificial
Vivimos en un momento loco 🤯, todos quieren aprender sobre IA 🤖. El lunes 13.04.2026 a las 19:00 horas 🕖,…
‘These were ISIS-inspired actions’: 2 dudes charged after IEDs are tossed near Mayor Mamdani’s crib
Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…
Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…
Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New ‘Godfather’ Sequel
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a special joint announcement with legendary filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, late-night talk show host…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…