The second dog feels neglected
The dog was like, wtf do you mean man? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Month: March 2026
Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job
NEW YORK—Raising the alarm about an increasingly unstable labor market, economists at Columbia University warned in a report published…
Robert Mueller Dead At 81
Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference…
Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy
LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said…
DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds
Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest,…
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had…
Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A
U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted…
Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…