Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)
Wow, another tragic “accident” at an airport. How convenient for the deep state to have another crisis just as President…
Month: March 2026
New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game
Oh no, not again! Another “developing story” from the liberal media trying to scare you with “rising oil prices” and…
Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him
Oh look, it’s King Donald the Great again, waving his tiny hand and demanding the Strait of Hormuz open faster…
CNN Calls War For Iran
U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the…
Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him
RACCOON CITY — Maintaining some semblance of his humanity, a grotesque boss monster located in an underground laboratory helpfully…
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
SÃO PAULO—In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls’ parents, and herself, pop star…
Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards
U.S. — Separate from his work as the nation’s commander in chief, President Donald Trump announced that he was…
Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich
ATLANTA—Hoping to provide clarity to consumers about their company’s food production standards, Chick-fil-A officials announced Monday that the two…
Statue Of Cesar Chavez Gropes Woman As It’s Being Taken Down
SAN FERNANDO, CA — An existing scandal was made even worse over the weekend, as a statue of the…