Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…
BURBANK, CA — Due to some clever thinking by producers of Walt Disney Pictures’ live-action Moana remake, the $150…
California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…
Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…
Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…
Why is she calling him the N-word? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
The post ICE Agents Swab Passengers’ Hands To Test For Immigrant Residue appeared first on The Onion. The post…
NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn’t worth the…
The post Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle appeared first on The Onion. The post Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle…
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…
