President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
Month: March 2026
Gas Prices Hit $4/Gallon: Your Wallet Weeps, Economy Shrugs
President Donald J. Trump has once again proven his economic genius as gas prices teeter on the brink of $4…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as War Threats Loom: Global Energy Body Declares Iran Shock More Epic Than the 1970s Oil Crises (and That’s Saying Something!)
Oil prices surged on Monday following threats of fresh attacks on Middle Eastern energy facilities by the United States and…
Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard
WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump…
Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
Progressive sludge from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
Doom/sludge from Winston-Salem, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of Thunder’, Apostle James Bummed To Get Stuck With ‘The Lesser’
JUDEA — With his fellow apostle scoring nicknames from Jesus like “The Rock” and “Sons of Thunder”, the Apostle…
Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…
HEIDI SHEPHERD On Becoming Sole Singer Of BUTCHER BABIES After CARLA HARVEY’s Departure: ‘I Feel Comfortable’ — Translation: “Finally, No More Arguing Over Who Gets To Scream The Loudest!”
Oh, look, it’s Heidi Shepherd, once again proving that in the rock world, being the sole frontwoman is just a…