NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!
So, NEUROSIS just did that thing where they casually release a new album after a 10-year silence, as if to…
Month: March 2026
RIP Chuck Norris | Top 5 Most Insane Fight Scenes That Made Him a Legend
Chuck Norris may be gone, but legends never die! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching ‘Amélie’ Without Any Hugs Or Kisses
MILPITAS, CA—After gradually resigning himself to an evening entirely devoid of physical intimacy, local man Seth Martin observed Friday…
Washington “I Can’t Feel My Feet” Crossing the Frigid Delaware / The “I’m Definitely Not a British Spy” Crossing
Attention history buffs! Join us for a thrilling livestream adventure as we celebrate George Washington’s “Washington Crossing the Delaware” moment…
SWAN Webinar: RSD – The Magical Tale-Weaver That Makes Up Stuff So You Don’t Have To
Join Teodora Byrne for a thrilling exploration of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! 🎪 Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the…
Noize MC in Miami, FL (03/18/2026)
Russian rapper and singer/российский рэп‑рок‑исполнитель, автор песен и музыкант. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Gavin Newsom’s 10 Biggest Accomplishments
California owes a lot to Governor Gavin Newsom. So much, in fact, that it’s hard to narrow down his…
Tucker Carlson Loses On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ After Guessing ‘Israel’ On Every Puzzle
LOS ANGELES, CA — Podcaster Tucker Carlson appeared as a guest on the popular game show Wheel of Fortune…
Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees
The post Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees appeared first on The Onion.…
MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun
U.S. — Ahead of Opening Day next week, Major League Baseball announced a new permanent rule where umpires who…