Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled
MILWAUKEE—Dashing his hopes of taking on the new opportunity, local job applicant Mark McCarthy was reportedly informed by email…
Month: March 2026
Mom Frustrated As Kids Once Again Devour Groceries Before Getting Home From Store
LINCOLN, NE — Local mom Clara Gibbons expressed dismay upon discovering that her children had once again eaten all…
‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…
3,800 Workers Strike At Massive Meatpacking Plant
About 3,800 workers at one of the nation’s largest meatpacking plants began striking in Colorado, the first walkout at…
Spirit Unveils New All-Duct Tape Aircraft
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines unveiled a new all-duct tape aircraft that is expected to increase the company’s…
Man Condemned To Hell For Texting ‘LOL’ When He Didn’t Really Laugh Out Loud
HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal…
Live Action Short Film Winner Celebrates By Taking Oscar To In-N-Out Shift
LOS ANGELES—Claiming it was the only place he wanted to go after receiving one of Hollywood’s highest honors, Academy…
John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He’s Sure It Won’t Pass
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Americans pressing their senators and representatives to take action to secure elections, Senate Majority Leader…
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The only crime here is using a Coke bottle to get a Pepsi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭
I would pay good money to do this as a job 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…