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Month: March 2026

NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!
NEUROSIS Just Dropped an Album While You Were Still Deciding What to Stream
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NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

So, NEUROSIS just did that thing where they casually release a new album after a 10-year silence, as if to…

RIP Chuck Norris | Top 5 Most Insane Fight Scenes That Made Him a Legend
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RIP Chuck Norris | Top 5 Most Insane Fight Scenes That Made Him a Legend

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 20, 2026

Chuck Norris may be gone, but legends never die! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching ‘Amélie’ Without Any Hugs Or Kisses
The Onion

Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching ‘Amélie’ Without Any Hugs Or Kisses

FinnMarch 20, 2026

       MILPITAS, CA—After gradually resigning himself to an evening entirely devoid of physical intimacy, local man Seth Martin observed Friday…

Events

Washington “I Can’t Feel My Feet” Crossing the Frigid Delaware / The “I’m Definitely Not a British Spy” Crossing

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Attention history buffs! Join us for a thrilling livestream adventure as we celebrate George Washington’s “Washington Crossing the Delaware” moment…

Events

SWAN Webinar: RSD – The Magical Tale-Weaver That Makes Up Stuff So You Don’t Have To

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Join Teodora Byrne for a thrilling exploration of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! 🎪 Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the…

Noize MC in Miami, FL (03/18/2026)
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Noize MC in Miami, FL (03/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Russian rapper and singer/российский рэп‑рок‑исполнитель, автор песен и музыкант. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Babylon Bee

Gavin Newsom’s 10 Biggest Accomplishments

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    California owes a lot to Governor Gavin Newsom. So much, in fact, that it’s hard to narrow down his…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Loses On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ After Guessing ‘Israel’ On Every Puzzle

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Podcaster Tucker Carlson appeared as a guest on the popular game show Wheel of Fortune…

Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees
The Onion

Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees

FinnMarch 19, 2026

       The post Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees appeared first on The Onion.…

Babylon Bee

MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    U.S. — Ahead of Opening Day next week, Major League Baseball announced a new permanent rule where umpires who…

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