American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
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Month: March 2026
Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of…
Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his match—Father Time. Yes, you…
The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…
Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business
Breaking: Your Tax Refund Just Got Wiped Out By Iranian Oil Prices, Thanks Obama So much for that “big, beautiful”…
Why Americans Ski in Europe: Because Their Wallets Deserve a Vacation Too
Oh look, the liberal media is at it again — now they’re trying to convince hardworking Americans that skiing in…
CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…
Supreme Court Revives Street Preacher’s Epic Rant Against ‘Sissies’ at Concert – Free Speech Wins, Egos Bruised
Oh look, another “free speech” hero gets his day in court – and by hero, I mean the guy yelling…
FOO FIGHTERS Drop Banger ‘Caught In The Echo’ Because Your Childhood Needed More Nostalgia
“Caught In The Echo” is now blasting through speakers everywhere like a caffeine-addicted toddler who just discovered a drum kit.…
Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…