Martin McDonagh’s Wild Horse Nine: When Horses Get Wilder Than Your Ex’s Instagram Stories
Oh great, another McDonagh film where people say “f***” a lot and stare at each other menacingly. But hey, this…
Month: March 2026
Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…
Aunt of Missing College Kid Channels Her Inner Zen Master, Takes Life ‘Minute by Minute’ While CNN Watches Closely
Oh no, not another missing college student! How convenient that this happened while President Trump is in office. We all…
Top 5 Most Stunning Women in Metal! 💋
Metal Queens of 2026! 🤘 From brutality to beauty — these 5 icons dominate the stage. 👑 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…
Office NCAA Bracket Marks Yearly Interaction With Coworkers
CHICAGO—Sources confirmed Thursday that more than two dozen employees of logistics company LQR Freight had reluctantly agreed to participate…
California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build
LOS ANGELES, CA — California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of…
Strait of Hormones
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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…
CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…