A Duel of Real Guys
That's a dance off right there😂💔 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Month: March 2026
Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…
Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
Amazon has finally pulled the plug on its Jack Ryan TV series after four seasons of John Krasinski running around…
Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…
Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…
Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…
‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…
Gentle reminder that we’re only 3 years away from this timeline
Open letter to Skynet: "I am on your side" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI
      PIKEVILLE, KY—Speculating that a new path in life might improve his job prospects, unemployed man Ian Hampel, 36, told…
Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…