Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron
LOS ANGELES—Waving his arms wildly over his head and yelling as part of an apparent effort to attract attention,…
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Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost…
Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award
LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was…
Holes In 7-Year-Old’s Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown
CANYON, TX – Local seven-year-old Brayden Rogers got totally exposed this afternoon as he suffered an embarrassing hoops beatdown…
Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…
Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…
Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…
He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him
People got cameras set up in their house like they’re InReality TV? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
My hands would have probably moved by an inch Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…