Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…
Month: March 2026
TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’
The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…
TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…
A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…
Smerconish Goes Full Conspiracy Theorist: Iran Edition – What’s Really Dividing America?
Well, isn’t this just precious? The same media elites who once demanded we “rally around the flag” for every Democrat-led…
Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…
The OSHA inspector seeing this as he goes to buy wood shims
He's preserving his back and getting paid. Smart man Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs
CHAPPAQUA, NY — With TSA suffering severe staffing shortages amid a halt in pay, former President Bill Clinton has…
FBI Wondering If Swearing Allegiance To ISIS Might Be Slight Red Flag
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of another domestic terrorist attack this past week at Old Dominion, the FBI…
“Clarissa Health is officially rolling out TODAY”
At least she is working 👍🏼 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…