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Month: March 2026

Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron
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Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron

FinnMarch 15, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Waving his arms wildly over his head and yelling as part of an apparent effort to attract attention,…

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Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’

FinnMarch 15, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost…

Events

“Bridges Out of Poverty Workshop: Because Who Needs Roads Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Ready to escape poverty? Join our virtual workshop! 😏 This Bridges Out of Poverty training uses the magic lens of…

Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award
The Onion

Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award

FinnMarch 15, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was…

Babylon Bee

Holes In 7-Year-Old’s Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown

FinnMarch 15, 2026

    CANYON, TX – Local seven-year-old Brayden Rogers got totally exposed this afternoon as he suffered an embarrassing hoops beatdown…

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“Arenal Sound: Where Your Ears Get a Party and Your Neighbors Get a Headache”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

¡Arenal Sound online llega para salvarte del aburrimiento el 20 de marzo! Porque salir de casa es sobrevalorado, mejor disfruta…

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK
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BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY SPRING BREAK ORLANDO 🎉 Get ready to dance in a sea of bubbles and foam while…

Events

“Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle at Darna”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**🕺🏿🔥 Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle!** Get ready to shake your tail feathers! On **March 15, 2026, at…

Events

DOME SUNDAYS – Houston Spring Break 2026: Where the Party Never Stops and the Weather Never Starts

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**DOME SUNDAYS: Houston’s Spring Break 2026 Party That’s *Too Lit* to Leave Town For** Why travel when you can stay…

Events

“Gubbulidis Goes Full Bardwell: The Epic Saga of a Dude Who Just Couldn’t Stop”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Gubbulidis On sale Friday, December 19 at 10am // Member presale begins Thursday December 18 at 10am* Gubbulidis w/ Jesse…

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